カナダ発！サバイバル日記

 

It was hard to drive because of dense fog.

One day, I was driving on the street during work, I found a man stumbling in the middle of the crosswalk.  

I honked at him, flashed my headlights, tried to get him to go away because the traffic light was green.  

He then came towards my car, put his hands up, and started to block my way. He was saying something, but I couldn't understand his words because most likely he was either drunk or tripping out at the time. 

After I attempted to overtake him several times, I ended up backing up and used alternative way.

 

I went shopping today and came across a guy at the elevator. 

All of sudden, He bent over and let out a fart. He then began to waft his fart with his arms.

The smell was all over the place.

 

waft

One day, I came across a client in the hallway during work. 

Her face was fully covered with an ordinary plastic bag. It was nicely tided up and there was a small hole, just enough for her to breath. 

It was raining so hard on that day, so I assumed that she doesn't have an umbrella and wanted to cover her face. However, her look was very suspicious with the plastic bag. 

And I thought to myself "Should I tell her about it or would it be rude?" "Wait a minute, her face would be covered, but how about the rest of her body?!" 

As it turned out, I found that she has a car at the underground parking and her car was parked just next to the exit door. She was able to get into the car without being wet at all. 

I was like "What was that for ????????"

Every time he wants to get something, he comes up to me and starts crying, pointing at the fridge. He doesn't stop crying until he gets what he wants, such as a bottle of milk or some snacks. 

（彼が何か欲しい時は、いつも私のところにきて泣き始め、 冷蔵庫を指差します。彼はミルクやスナックなど欲しいものを手に入れるまで泣き止みません）

On top of that, when he is sleepy and hungry at the same time, he has to sit on my lap and drink which is essential for him. I am totally twisted around his little finger.